Post by Hyperactivity on Aug 19, 2016 14:01:20 GMT -8
so yeah start and stuff
A sunny new day begins in your new village - Devillage Ass might be one of the dankest-sounding mailing addresses you've ever asked your relatives to put to paper, but the warm breeze outside is anything but foul.
Speaking of brown notes, you found a letter in your mailbox -
You look to the side and see an adorable kitty standing with the light shining on it. Suddenly, another, uglier and flat-faced tabby comes up, and begins to kill the cat.
That's right folks, everyone please welcome your fellow townie and neighbor, Gorlak the INNOCENT CHILD!
You've heard of the Happy Home Academy before - they're sort of like Baby's First Big Brother (wait, what does that even mean...?). Not exactly local government, not exactly a friendly face - they spy on the community and make people leave in the name of "a perfect place to live, free of all who would peek", but who were they, anyway?
You start to wonder if it might be better to find out who they are - and maybe invite them in for some tacos.
I'm looking forward to being killed pretty quickly, so let's speed this up. In my last game the Day 1 votes were extremely important in finding out scum later in the game. The problem is this is a really short game and we won't be able to repeat that process. I've always fancied a No Lynch. 13 people
50% chance of a serial killer, 75% chance of three scum members
In the absolute worst case we have a 3-1-3 situation at day 3... oh boy. Numbers, shumbers, frthngelksf...
Let's be realistic. This is gafia. We will lynch somebody, no matter how much a no lynch would benefit us. So I'm going for the inevitable policy lynch: