"Like, Gosh, Nin." Retro said, voice quivering as they crept through the abandoned mansion on the south side of the Volcanic Island. "This suuure was a spooky place for Splinter to host his Volcano Mafia game."

"Reah, Roooky." Nin replied, "Rehehehe.".

Behind them, Ourobolus' head poked through a doorway, his orange ascot floating gently in the breeze. "Quit fooling around, guys, we need to finish scouting this location for the Haunted House Scenario we're considering for Season 6."

"Yeah, like, thanks, Captain Exposition!" Retro called back. He turned to Nin, "Like, c'mon Nin, let's go see if we can find the kitchen. Maybe they'll have some Nin-Snacks."

"Reah! Rin racks!" Nin responded gleefully.

In the other room. Ourobolus turned to Burbeting, who smoothed down his orange skirt and then adjusted his glasses as he peered at a device. "Anything, Burb?"

"Jinkies!" Burbeting jumped. "Don't scare me like that, Ouro!"

"Sorry. Anything?"

Burbeting shook his head. "Nothing yet, chief."

Across the room, YesNOnoNOYes was investigating a bookshelf. She brushed her green scarf aside, then adjusted her purple headband. "I don't see anything here, guys, I think all those rumors about the mansion being haunted were just a hoa-"

She pulled on a book, and the entire bookcase rotated, revealing a giant rat!

The three intrepid explorers screamed and bolted from the room.

The next few minutes were a blur. The giant rat chased them from room to room, even though the geography of the house didn't seem to make sense anymore. It was like a chase scene out of Benny Hill, or perhaps an old Hanna-Barbera Cartoon. Finally, thanks to all the confusion, it was Ourobolus, YesNOnoNOYes, and Burbeting chasing the rat, instead of the other way around! The Rat screamed as Retro and Nin stepped out of the kitchen, (each holding a sandwich bigger than their heads,) and the rat plowed into them, sending all three of them flying!

Nin sat up, exclaiming, "Rey! Roo Rurned rout re Rights!?" The reason he couldn't see what, of course, the giant rubber rat head that now covered his own.

YesNOnoNOYes ran to the man who had fallen out of the rubber rat suit. "Why, it's... Splinter!?"

"Wait as second," Burbeting exclaimed, "Something's funny about this." He reached to Splinter's face and pulled at it. It came away as yet another rubber mask.

"SCRAFTYDEVIL!?!?" The group exclaimed in utter shock.

"Like, none of you thought it was weird that Splinter had huge boobs?" Retro asked.

"Burb's wearing a dress," Ourobolus shrugged. "It's that kind of night."

"Like, why'd you do it, Scrafty?" Retro asked.

The dark-haired fitness freak shook her head. "I was going to lure the other players in here, scare them, then convince them to claim their role so that I would let them back out!"

"B-but you're an administrator at the site where this game is being held. Wouldn't it be easier to just go look at the role list?"
YesNOnoNOYes asked, throwing her hands in the air.

Scrafty blinked at her. "Excuse me, I'm a cosplaying villainess, not a cheater."