He was an old dog who pooped alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a poop. In the first forty days a pup had been with him. But after forty days without a poop the pup’s parents had told him that the old dog was now definitely and finally ugly, which is the worst form of unlucky, and the pup had gone at their orders in another toilet which caught three good poops the first week. It made the pup sad to see the old dog come in each day with his porcelain empty and he always went down to help him carry either the coiled paper or the gaff and spittoon and the towel that was furled around the tub. The towel was patched with flour sacks and, furled, it looked like the flag of permanent constipation.
One last point, and I'm going to bold this so everyone sees it.
Flat's boat is Tawna Bandicoot and Dr. Nitrus Brio from Crash Bandicoot Kark's boat is Bella Swan and Carlisle Cullen from Twilight My boat is Katniss Everdeen and President Snow from the Hunger Games
Everyone quote me and say you understand this so no one trips over someone else if we have to name claim for any reason.
I'm also weird about people trying to get all meta so I notice that Burb gave us all fake claims with the female first but in my actual role PM, the male is listed first. Bear, please tell me that the order of male/female is random amongst all the role PMs.
Sorry, forgot it was starting today. I'm catching up with the thread now and I see this.
I guess I could be a tad more helpful since I'm not actually sure how new you are. Burb runs these so that the scum team just all shares one big chat while town is just all in their dual boats. So just keep in mind, we all discuss here but out in the real thread, you are only in contact with Kark.