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Post by Roytheone on Mar 21, 2016 7:58:07 GMT -8
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 21, 2016 8:34:19 GMT -8
So guys, this show will have AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION! You heard that right, you can shape this adventure of Batman and robin! You see, there is a role in the game for which I will need dumb, short jokes. something like this:
Roughly that size and quality. If you have a good/bad one, post it here and maybe your joke will be featured on the show!
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Post by cabot on Mar 22, 2016 10:31:24 GMT -8
I dont do jokes.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 10:35:10 GMT -8
So it doesn't have to be about you/yn or batman? Any bad joke?
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Thanks, Roy and Retro. Will this be spoiler-free?
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 22, 2016 12:09:08 GMT -8
So it doesn't have to be about you/yn or batman? Any bad joke? --- Thanks, Roy and Retro. Will this be spoiler-free? Any joke as long as it's very short. |
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Post by Burbeting on Mar 22, 2016 12:39:28 GMT -8
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Post by cabot on Mar 25, 2016 2:55:17 GMT -8
everyone is scum I feel.
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Post by zippedpinhead on Mar 25, 2016 3:51:36 GMT -8
Is this thread asking for dad jokes?
As a dad I've got a bunch written down at work... Expect some later today from me
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Post by cabot on Mar 25, 2016 4:35:51 GMT -8
zipped is scum. I'm certain of it now.
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Post by zippedpinhead on Mar 25, 2016 5:46:34 GMT -8
Haha,
Why did the melons get married?
Because they Cantaloupe!
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much...
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Post by cabot on Mar 25, 2016 6:50:22 GMT -8
That aged cheese has went straight to your noggin, buddy.
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 25, 2016 6:59:21 GMT -8
Haha, Why did the melons get married? Because they Cantaloupe! Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much... I don't even get these jokes  |
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Post by zippedpinhead on Mar 25, 2016 7:27:38 GMT -8
I don't even get these jokes Cantaloupes (can't elope...) are a common melon, seeing eye dogs probably do not want to jump out of planes... Yeah not great jokes I know. What about... Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse! or What would Elvis Presley be doing if he was alive today? Scratching the inside of his coffin... (probably too morbid, I won't go any more morbid than this though) What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na. |
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Post by Unmasked Furret on Mar 25, 2016 11:38:39 GMT -8
I appreciate your jokes zipped.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. (Alternatively: his thyme ran out)
What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.
What do priconers use to communicate? Cell Phones
How do you know when a clock is hungry? When it goes back four seconds.
What did the pottery teacher say to the failing student? Get your ugly mug out of my class.
Why was the dolphin always so serious? He was burdened with a dark porpoise.
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 25, 2016 11:56:19 GMT -8
I appreciate your jokes zipped. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. (Alternatively: his thyme ran out) What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion. Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired. What do priconers use to communicate? Cell Phones How do you know when a clock is hungry? When it goes back four seconds. What did the pottery teacher say to the failing student? Get your ugly mug out of my class. Why was the dolphin always so serious? He was burdened with a dark porpoise. These are terrible..... WHICH MEANS THEY ARE PERFECT!  |
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Post by zippedpinhead on Mar 25, 2016 12:56:34 GMT -8
I appreciate your jokes zipped. Thank you so very much! My wife just groans when I make them... Why was the dolphin always so serious? He was burdened with a dark porpoise. This is hilarious. I will use this in the future! more terrible, terrible jokes! Did you hear about the kidnapping at a local elementary school? Yeah, he later woke up! what did the grape do when he was stepped on? He let out a little wine. What do you call a Fake Noodle? An Impasta! |
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 25, 2016 13:09:42 GMT -8
These are all great. Maybe I will start a poll later to determine the winner!
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Post by Unmasked Furret on Mar 25, 2016 16:33:55 GMT -8
I appreciate your jokes zipped. Thank you so very much! My wife just groans when I make them... What do you call a Fake Noodle? An Impasta! That's how you know the jokes are good... (Two friends and I got kicked out of a class back in high school because we wouldn't stop making puns) That pasta one is my favorite of all of them, it's soooooo funny in an awful way! Roy you're in luck, look at what I was able to find after digging around for a bit  |
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Post by yn on Mar 25, 2016 20:58:58 GMT -8
i love all of these bad jokes
I LOVE THEM
YES
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Post by Ourobolus on Mar 26, 2016 12:24:44 GMT -8
I named my iPhone "Titanic."
Because it was syncing.
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Post by Pau on Mar 26, 2016 17:27:32 GMT -8
Dad jokes are pretty appropriate for a Batman thread. Is no one watching the game? I wanted to see if people were angry at Kark's weird roleplaying.  Oh wait, the spectator thread is separate what? How did I get here. D: |
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Post by Unmasked Furret on Mar 27, 2016 2:02:28 GMT -8
I personally love Kark's shenanigans, bat computer is the best character in this farce.
Easter Bat is terrifying. Why Roy...why would you do this to us?
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 27, 2016 2:58:30 GMT -8
Dad jokes are pretty appropriate for a Batman thread. Is no one watching the game? I wanted to see if people were angry at Kark's weird roleplaying. Oh wait, the spectator thread is separate what? How did I get here. D: There is also a separate spec chat in discord. If you want access, send me a message on there! I personally love Kark's shenanigans, bat computer is the best character in this farce. Easter Bat is terrifying. Why Roy...why would you do this to us? Owh, you don't like Easter Bat? He only wants to hide chocolate eggs! And try to murder you when you are searching for them! |
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Post by Unmasked Furret on Mar 27, 2016 12:22:34 GMT -8
Dad jokes are pretty appropriate for a Batman thread. Is no one watching the game? I wanted to see if people were angry at Kark's weird roleplaying. Oh wait, the spectator thread is separate what? How did I get here. D: There is also a separate spec chat in discord. If you want access, send me a message on there! I personally love Kark's shenanigans, bat computer is the best character in this farce. Easter Bat is terrifying. Why Roy...why would you do this to us? Owh, you don't like Easter Bat? He only wants to hide chocolate eggs! And try to murder you when you are searching for them! Is the discord bat spec any busier than it is here? After seeing Easter Bat I tried to go to sleep. I awoke in a cold sweat, unable to move. Easter Bat was standing at the foot of my bed by my bedroom door. His whiskers twitched as I stared at him, he reeked of sulfur. Slowly he raised his hand, carefully balancing a painted egg on his palm. He looked at me, and then at the egg, his whikers twitching as he made chitter in sounds. After a mommet in a voice that was both deep and gravelly as well as high pitched and shriek like he said "soon" and in a deft motion he crushed the egg in his palm. He then let out a shriek, lightning flashed and I could hear my window shattering letting the rain patter against my windowsill. Easter Bat was gone, and in his place lay a basket. I still could not move, but even if I had been able to I do not think I would have opened the basket. |
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Post by crimsonfist on Mar 27, 2016 12:32:44 GMT -8
There is also a separate spec chat in discord. If you want access, send me a message on there! Owh, you don't like Easter Bat? He only wants to hide chocolate eggs! And try to murder you when you are searching for them! Is the discord bat spec any busier than it is here? Not really. |
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Post by zippedpinhead on Mar 27, 2016 12:44:19 GMT -8
Roy is there any way I can get scum chat read-only access? I really want to be 100% spoiled on this one...
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Post by Roytheone on Mar 27, 2016 12:45:47 GMT -8
Don't know, will ask retro.
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Post by Unmasked Furret on Mar 27, 2016 13:03:21 GMT -8
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Cam
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Post by crimsonfist on Mar 27, 2016 13:06:15 GMT -8
Great day end.
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Post by Unmasked Furret on Mar 27, 2016 13:11:09 GMT -8
There are very few ways that could have been better, and most of those ways are awful for the actual game (eg overriding Sorian, Fireblend, Coppa, or Kark)
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