"Seriously, what is taking him so long? I thought he was omniscient and shit?" "Dude, I don't know. He said he'd only be a moment." "Look, my gun is literally pressing against my enemy's head. I could pull the trigger and we'd be that much closer to leaving." "Uh, that's not my head." "Oh. Sorry. Why are you standing on the table?"
A loud slam echoed in the vast expanse, and God reappeared.
"AHEM. SORRY ABOUT THAT. TOOK A LITTLE LONGER THAN EXPECTED."
"It's about freakin' time! What took you?"
"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDA- GOSHDARN BUSINESS."
"Can we at least start?"
"YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. JUST, TRY NOT TO MAKE A MESS."
The players glared at each other across the table.
"HMPF. WAR HAS CHANGED."
"But I thought war never changes?"
"SHUT UP RON, YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET!"
"NOW. PLEASE CONTINUE."
The game began, as the players began shouting at each other savagely. God turned to walk away, when one of them piped up.
"Uh, God? Your uh...you need to uh..." he pointed at God's trousers.
"WHAT?" He looked down. "OH. THANKS."
Day 1 will end at:
9 votes are needed for majority.
Last Edit: Oct 21, 2015 12:02:09 GMT -8 by Ourobolus
Sorian here! I wonder what this is? Oh! It's a pre-recorded message!
As per the usual (Gafia has done nothing to make me expect that veterans of our games have figured this out yet), I am here to remind you (and heavy handedly tell you) that this is day 1. You do not need to role claim because someone threw a vote your way. As a matter of fact, it's 9 votes today (barring any weird shenanigans like me getting my moped stolen again) to get lynched which means I highly doubt you need to really start sweating until about 7 votes. Don't even hint at your role (or lack thereof) otherwise, there is no reason to give scum any advantage on who they are picking during the night to kill.
With that out of the way, I'd like to mention that I'm usually pretty good at "flavor" type mafia games because I can usually tell what makes sense for a character and what doesn't in terms of role. That will not be the case here. Aside from main characters, if someone tells me a role name, odds are this will be my face:
So odds are, I may not be helpful in pinpointing that type of lie. So instead, I'll use basic deduction and hope for the best in Ouro planning a balanced game (lol)
Alright, formalities out of the way, let's check out that RNG: