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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 6:50:19 GMT -8
Yeah other than the fact that: "Everyone except for the "Tanner Team" loses if the Tanner is lynched." Wolves ain't tanner team. #RollingTheDice Oh damn... I actually double checked the rules but missed that... ...oh well, maybe some other wolves missed it too B-b-b-but Splinter! I wasn't a wolf I was... CURSED! Had to lie about being seer for protection, cause y'know, if a wolf voted me and we killed the wolf I'd lose.
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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 6:52:21 GMT -8
Oh damn... I actually double checked the rules but missed that... ...oh well, maybe some other wolves missed it too B-b-b-but Splinter! I wasn't a wolf I was... CURSED! Had to lie about being seer for protection, cause y'know, if a wolf voted me and we killed the wolf I'd lose. Well I uhh... yeah Sorian's post kinda poked a hole in this RIGHT BEFORE I POSTED THIS. Oh well, I'm not 100% sure I know the outcome correctly here, but if it's what I think it is...
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 6:53:20 GMT -8
lol
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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 6:54:40 GMT -8
...Oh my god the Alpha and Mystic used the same person?! AND it just so happened to be the drunk who switched back to town role anyhow. That may be the most amazing set of coincidences.
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 6:55:55 GMT -8
Wait, the Mystic chose me too? lol
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Post by Sorian on Oct 21, 2015 6:56:31 GMT -8
Again, I will be doing the night actions post first before revealing who won the popularity contest honor to be lynched. Let's see here. Sawneeks the Sentinel woke up first and decided to protect Blargonaut. *Splinter the Doppelganger woke up next and decided to transform into Terrabyte20xx's role becoming the Tanner's wife. The werewolves saw each other but that's not important right now, let's just say there were two of them [Redacted] the Alpha Wolf woke up next and transferred the wolf card to Ouro. Ouro's drunkenness and shame was removed to card 4 in the pile. [Redacted] the Mystic Wolf woke up next and (here are all of my lolz) decided to look at Ouro's card, id'ing their lost werewolf compadre. [Redacted] the Minion woke up and saw the wolves, blah blah blah moving on *Splinter and Terrabyte, the Tanner's Harem woke up to see that Blargonaut was the Tanner. I'm sure both sighed deeply before formulating their plans. Scrafty the Mason woke up cold, naked, and alone. There was not much information to glean when you are sitting in a funny hut wearing funny robes polishing off a bottle of wine by yourself. The Seer card sat in the middle pile, laughing at all of you for wasting precious discussion time waiting for a player who would never show up. Magnumboy20xx the Robber stole a dusty old shield from Sawneeks house which made him the Sentinel and Sawneeks the robber because magic. Hyperactivity the Witch took card number 4 and saw Scrafty drinking alone. He figured "well if she is acting like a lonely drunk already, might as well!" so he turned her into the drunk. Mason card goes to center 4. Zipped the Troublemaker switched Terra and Hyper which should have destroyed the chance of a Tanner win but "lol Gafia" Ouro the drunk Werewolf, still thinking he was a bit plastered, decided to take card number 4 from the mysterious stranger that may or may not have been a figment of his imagination. All went well though and he woke up as a Mason. Blarg the Tanner sat awake at home all night, imagining all the glorious gifs he would post. The TeamsTownMagnumboy as the Sentinel Ouro as the Lonely Mason Sawneeks as the Robber Scrafty as the Drunk Terrabyte as the Witch Zipped as the Troublemaker The Wolfie TeamCoppanuva as [REDACTED] Fireblend as [REDACTED] Lone_Prodigy as [REDACTED] The Tanner and his HaremBlargonaut as the Tanner Hyperactivity as the Tanner's Wife Guest starring *Splinter as Blarg's Side Wife With a vote of 6 to 5 (sorry person that voted for *Splinter, that was not the right call), who will be lynched Blargonaut or Lone_Prodigy? Check back Soon™ Quoting myself because I am vain and didn't realize that was the last post of the page.
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Post by Fireblend on Oct 21, 2015 6:57:14 GMT -8
I feel like I'm about to announce I'm quitting ONUW forever.
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 6:58:22 GMT -8
Oh, I somehow missed your original post cause we went to a new page. Whoops.
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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 6:58:13 GMT -8
I feel like I'm about to announce I'm quitting ONUW forever. Why? Because this is the height of ONUW? On the edge of our victory (or crushing defeat)?! Because ONUW can never again be this good?!
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Post by Sorian on Oct 21, 2015 6:59:45 GMT -8
I feel like I'm about to announce I'm quitting ONUW forever. Why? Because this is the height of ONUW? On the edge of our victory (or crushing defeat)?! Because ONUW can never again be this good?! Because Sorian knows how to mess with everyone's feelings and make you all feel like YOU. MIGHT. HAVE. WON.
Upupupupu
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 7:00:08 GMT -8
I'm dying here. Even if we lose...hahahahaha
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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 7:01:51 GMT -8
Also Fireblend and Lone_Prodigy, even if we lose this it was an awesome ride. You all played this well.
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Post by Sorian on Oct 21, 2015 7:01:46 GMT -8
The wolves had Ouro fever. It was pretty hot.
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Post by zippedpinhead on Oct 21, 2015 7:02:53 GMT -8
I'll just say this now, I called Blarg as tanner as soon as he posted when we woke up...
and I think that may have been what decided the game...
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 7:04:10 GMT -8
I'll just say this now, I called Blarg as tanner as soon as he posted when we woke up... and I think that may have been what decided the game... Not my werewolf pheremones?
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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 7:06:59 GMT -8
I'll just say this now, I called Blarg as tanner as soon as he posted when we woke up... and I think that may have been what decided the game... Not my werewolf pheremones? Mmmm sexy ouro pheremones. Also I'm sorry for lying about my seerness. It was for the greater good.
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 7:08:43 GMT -8
Also, I knew we should have just voted for Fireblend on principle.
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Post by Lone_Prodigy on Oct 21, 2015 7:09:32 GMT -8
Blarg the polygamist.
Why did everyone go for Ouro. It's like NX night 1 all over again.
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 7:11:05 GMT -8
It's my animal magnetism. People think I'm a lot better at these games than I actually am.
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Post by Coppanuva on Oct 21, 2015 7:10:59 GMT -8
Blarg the polygamist. Why did everyone go for Ouro. It's like NX night 1 all over again. I don't know but if werewolves are ever a real thing, we should definitely not trust Ouro based solely on these games.
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Post by Sorian on Oct 21, 2015 7:16:32 GMT -8
Torches and pitchforks stab at the night sky as the villagers gather to burn one of their own at the stake. Blargonaut's voice is heard from the center of the mob, crying, “No! It’s not me! I’m not a wolf! I’m one of you! I swear!” A smile spread across Blarg's face, he had told the truth and nothing but the truth.
As the flames reach higher, Scrafty the Drunk ran through with a bucket of water (good thing it wasn't gin) and poured it out. "You idiots! Blarg isn't a wolf, he's trying to commit suicide!" The villagers looked at each other in bewilderment. No one had ever stopped them from lighting someone on fire before and this was new for them. Someone else piped up, "Well, that's probably for the best. I didn't want to say anything but Lone_Prodigy actually had a bigger lynch mob."
"......."
Torches and pitchforks stab at the night sky as the villagers gather to burn one of their own at the stake. Lone_Prodigy's voice is not heard from the center of the mob. He leaves this world in complete silence.
As the flames reach higher, the fire turns green and sparks fly into the air, mostly because someone in the village has been studying pyrotechnics and thought this was a good time to try out some special effects. The howls that usually come with a wolf dying never come though, instead, a twisted sneer forms on Lone-Prodigy's face.
At the rear of the mob, Coppanuva and Fireblend cheer for their lost minion as they transform.
The distracted crowd barely has any time to react before the end is upon them.
Lone_Prodigy, the minion, has been executed
The Wolf Team wins: Coppanuva, Fireblend, Lone_Prodigy.
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Post by Splinter on Oct 21, 2015 7:17:51 GMT -8
So close
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Post by Fireblend on Oct 21, 2015 7:18:00 GMT -8
Phew. Well done everyone. I didn't make any last minute mistake, no sir. We all played brilliantly.
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Post by Ourobolus on Oct 21, 2015 7:17:33 GMT -8
Ah dammit. I had a feeling it was the minion. Ah well. GG wolves.
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Post by RetroMG on Oct 21, 2015 7:18:04 GMT -8
Hahaha! Nice job on the flavor text, Sora.
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Post by Sorian on Oct 21, 2015 7:18:53 GMT -8
Phew. Well done everyone. I didn't make any last minute mistake, no sir. We all played brilliantly. Do you want to tell them or do you want me to? Someone is going to tell them because I found it hilarious.
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Post by Splinter on Oct 21, 2015 7:19:53 GMT -8
Argh I knew he was the fucking minion.
Sorian what would happen in a Blarg/LP tied vote?
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Post by Fireblend on Oct 21, 2015 7:19:50 GMT -8
Phew. Well done everyone. I didn't make any last minute mistake, no sir. We all played brilliantly. Do you want to tell them or do you want me to? Someone is going to tell them because I found it hilarious. I voted for Blarg. I swear I went back and read through the roles descriptions to make sure I wasn't messing with my win condition, but of course, that minuscule detail that we'd lose if the tanner team won wasn't in the role descriptions. Hey, let's all forget about that ok?
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Post by RetroMG on Oct 21, 2015 7:19:50 GMT -8
The Spectator board for ONUW 6 is now open to all Players.
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Post by Fireblend on Oct 21, 2015 7:20:42 GMT -8
I mean other than that I think I played pretty well.
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